Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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