i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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