he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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