just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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