Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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