I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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