it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i've created a new STD.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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