I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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