Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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