ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
