Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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