he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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