turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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