Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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