no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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