I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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