Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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