The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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