Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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