Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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