I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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