with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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