i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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