Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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