Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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