Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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