Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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