Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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