He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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