yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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