question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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