i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
