What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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