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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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