If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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