in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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