Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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