ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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