Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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