I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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