So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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