if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We named our party play list daddy issues
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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