and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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