I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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