ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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