at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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