Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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