fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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