She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I'm really busy with my period
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