honey bunches of taint.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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