i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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