my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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