Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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