Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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