we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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