ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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